Pray that i toot.

I had someone tell ask me that. Apparently after certain surgeries, the greatest need is to release gas buildup. 

I thought about the request : toot…horns toot, not people. People fart. Okay maybe when we are five year old the word toot is more acceptable. When we get big enough we learn the word fart.   See Fart….Full Acceleration of Released Tension…Toot= Total olfactory outlet task….which one makes more sense?

So leave the tooting to horns and the farting to what is best accomplishes..release of tension.

An old Scottish woman in a nursing home i worked at put it best, ” We’re you be let the wind blow free, for twas the wind that did kill me.



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